My posts have been sparse as of late, because I got a job! Not my dream job (CEO of Martha Stewart Living), but a way to put food in my belly, gas in the tank, and drinks with good friends. I'm working at a place called Cafe Sprouts. It's a juice/smoothie/raw food/gluten-free/super healthy place.
As my friends and family may know, butter is my favorite food. Olive and sesame oils have their time and place, but why mess with shortening when you could have that magical spread that comes from cows? At least once a month, I say something like "this butter is delicious."
But woman cannot live on butter alone. For a long time, I thought that juicing was hokey and unhealthy. But then I had some fresh juiced juice. It truly is the nectar of the gods. I'm young and skinny now, but I won't always be this way. I've got to exercise, moisturize and eat well for posterity. After all, isn't the American dream that your kids will age better than you did? (No? Okay, that's fine too.). I don't want skin cancer, diabetes, or heart disease. And as Lena Dunham said "I'm going to live until I'm 104 and I'm going to show my thighs every day of my life!" I probably won't show my thighs every day because I get real cold, but I do want to live a full life.
Unfortunately for my readers, I can't share the secrets of the delicious juice and food I've been making. You'll just have to stop by Cafe Sprouts and see for yourself. I recommend the Blood Cleanse and the cheeze cake. Mmmmm mmmm mmm. Nutritious is truly delicious.
